FREE PUPPIES: COCKER SPANIEL. SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
FREE PUPPIES: PART GERMAN SHEPHERD, PART STUPID DOG.
GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT. BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER BE A REWARD.
SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE. ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY.
HUMMERS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER -- "IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
GEORGIA PEACKES, CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb.
NICE PARACHUTE: NEVER OPENED, USED ONCE.
TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR? WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS. STARTING PAY: $7 -- $9 PER HOUR.
ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER.
OPEN HOUSE: BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON. FREE COFFEE & DONUTS.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Brittanica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last month. Freaking Wife knows everything.